columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.

Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.

by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016

Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025

Columbian Special

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016

Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.

He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.

by Swarven19 February 8, 2018

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.

Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025