Closet Chaser

An in the closet Chubby Chaser.

Fat Chick's Friend-"How was your date?!?!"
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."

by Maryboberry09 January 14, 2009

Closet Bop

a low key slut and/or whore that hasn't come out of the closet about it.

Spongebob: Who is that girl?
Patrick: That closet bop who whores around

by shybabenicole September 16, 2010

closet geek

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

Closet Music

The music you love but hide for fear of being ridiculed.

He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.

by the_cursor November 11, 2006

Tamil Closet

A deadly location where a person is backed into a corner and is repeatedly hurricane-kicked, haduken'd, and receives numerous dragon-uppercuts.

"Oh snap, that bitch is being put into a Tamil Closet."

by T-Chan January 25, 2009

closet sister

two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle

jenna and macy are closet sisters but jenna has a boyfriend

by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011

turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015