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clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
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Clog and run

When you take such a big dump at a friend’s house the toilet clogs and you immediately leave
Moritz: “last week I pulled a clog and run, they had to call a plumber
by Vrickster December 7, 2018
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The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.
Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”
by Charter man December 15, 2021
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clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.
"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"
by bfitz October 19, 2008
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Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.
"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020
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Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.
"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."
by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015
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ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015
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