jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear

holy shit i just did a jade clapper

by boa22891 January 29, 2009

Chippery

A fluffy, brown bear who enjoys the Toronto Maple Leafs and has the ability to transform into a seal.

"That bear looks like such a Chippery!"

by TommyTinker1 February 5, 2012

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005

clipped

To steal on the sly. (to clip)

I saw a really nice bathrobe at the hotel, so I clipped it.

by Marshal July 7, 2006

tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

clipped

Term for someone who has had a vasectomy.

Dude, I can ride her bareback now, 'cause I got clipped.

by Motorhead January 17, 2008