Chintzy

A person or act that has the intent to screw somebody over. Usually a "chintz" will think that the entire thing is funny, but note that they are usually the only one laughing. The operate best when stoned, often feeling as though the entire world is against them, thus the feeling to get childish revenge on all those present. Be careful though, a chintz often has the power to rally troops, and making an entire chintz army.

There are several signs of a chintzy person, they are:

a) When playing against them in a game of tag, they will often say "not playing" when they know they will be tagged.

b) After watching you get to the last level of an original Nintendo game, they will push in and hold the power button, threatening to let it go.

c)If ever giving a guy head, they will direct the load at his face instead of swallowing.

d)When everyone is munching out, they will hide their goodies while they eat yours.

e)A person who makes their partner wait for marriage to have sex.

f)A chintzy guy will tell all the hot girls that his friends are gay to improve his chances. And if he is really chintzy he will pretend to be gay just to make other gay guys chances less successful.

g)A chintzy girl will strategically never have any girlfriends just to improve her chances with guys. Note that this girl will say that she is on birth control when she is in fact not.

i)A slightly less chintzy girl will only hang out with girls far less attractive than herself.

Hey you know that Tom guy? That fucker is a total chintz! I left my facebook profile open and he changed my status to "Am I the only dude who likes a carrot in my ass during sex?"
What a chintzy asshole!

Remember that one time that we got to the last level of Mario 3 and Kevin stomped on the floor knowing that an original Nintendo can't handle that kind of shock! He just laughed at our loss!! What a chintzy fucker that guy is!

by Kevin cold as Ice October 12, 2009

Chinfuck

Like titfuck. to stick your penis in between a person's double chin and proceed as if intercourse.

Mike: Yo, you check that hefty bitch?
Juan: Oh hell yeah, I'm about to chinfuck that alll night.

by bubrub_23 November 28, 2010

Chint

Noun: term used to refer to any type of minority group. Can also refer to a person who is pretty much worthless.

oh shit honey, we need to sell the house. Some chints moved in next door.

by G.W May 17, 2007

Chinguido

a word to describe a chinese person, a chink, who is trying to act like a "guido" at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, that chink was looking so italian with his hair slicked back and wearing snakeskin shoes.

Guy 2: Ya, what a chinguido!

by TheMostInterstingManInTheWorld August 5, 2011

chintzhole

Chintzy, cheapskate, take-take-take type of disappointing friend you're always generous to but they never reciprocate ~ so now they are demoted to A-hole.

I've sent him/her an expensive gift for 10 years and they never reciprocate..What kind of a chintzhole can be that self-centered, greedy and oblivious to social graces.

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

Chinguuned

The act of forgetting your building pass and asking someone else to help you get up

I have done a Chinguun, please help me get up.

I have Chinguuned! Help!
I am doing a Chinguun again today. Can someone help me.

by Nononononp December 15, 2022

chingui

Hungarian slang for a boys penis

Boys have a chingui, girls have a vagina

by Dr. TF PhD April 10, 2006