The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.
*see fruit basket.
*see fruit basket.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018
An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
by BigDikFil February 05, 2017
This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
by Djaylovessteven March 08, 2014
to make multiple number of votes in an election or poll - like they used to (and probably still do) do in Chicago.
_@_v - you can bet i'll be chicago voting thumbs up a million times once this definition is posted...
by She-Snailie _@_v October 02, 2004
a suburb of chicago that used to be run by the mob and be a pretty nice place to be. Now its over run with section 8 and is shitty as hell.
by lesscan March 09, 2009
Legendary one man zombie killing army. Sightings of him are uncommon as his looks can kill. To go 'Chicago Ted' means to become a unstoppable death dealer to the undead.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
There was like one hundred and eleventy zombies running at me and I just went all 'Chicago Ted' and killed them all
by B0omsling November 19, 2008
by xxspoomxx April 20, 2009