cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

cheap out

When a guy meets a girl out and asks for her number because he would like to take her out for an amazing date ( expensive dinner, concert, beautiful lake....)

The next day when he texts (doesn't even call) invites her to something quite the contrary and lame.

When we met at the bar he asked for my number because he wanted to take me out to a really nice dinner. Later when he called he suggested we go for an icecream. Wtf? This guy was trying to cheap out on me.

by Gringaaaa October 10, 2013

cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality

This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.

by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010

Cheaposter

When ur friends are being uber cheap on a night out, especially when it's out of character. So much so that u start to think that this person's not somebody u know. Hence, an imposter. So to fuse cheap and imposter....

A: Bro I only got like 5 bucks on me. Can you pay the rest of it for the taxi ride?
B: You Fucking Cheaposter!

by Bass Eleven September 8, 2010

Cheapwad

A stingy and miserly person. This person has enough money or goods to splurge with– but just doesn't.

Combination of the words cheapskate and tightwad.

I got the least expensive pair, just because I'm a cheapwad like that.

by sha-sha-sha September 9, 2010

cheap smart

The adverse effect of being street smart, when it actually becomes cheap in character.

A cheap smart always gets away looking stout on being called cheap.

by doodling July 1, 2011

cheap walmart hooker

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker

1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker

by Theeyelessmonster April 15, 2014