macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube

After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

wensleydale cheesin

Conducting yourself in a manner that is likely to evoke a guffaw from your finest peers

I'm really out here, just wensleydale cheesin

by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Plastic Cheesing

slapping someone (especially round the face)

Plastic cheesing is prohibited in this venue

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Hot cheesing

The act of pouring honey mustard into a woman's vagina and take a straw to blow bubbles in it

Girl- hey babe, wanna hot cheese me

Boy- yes, I'll get the straw and the honey mustard, I love hot cheesing you

by Kinkmastee April 30, 2023

Ray Cheesin'

• Trippin', not thinking clearly, insane

• Down Bad, Simping, Creaming for someone off of thought alone.

Dude! You're Ray Cheesin' over her man. Is there anything else you think about?

by Randonarchy May 24, 2023