The Leviathan Chronicles

A kickass audio drama about a civil war between two powerful groups of Immortals, created by all around badass Christof Laputka. Listening to The Leviathan Chronicles is possibly one of the greatest things that will ever happen to your ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Also, it's FREE.

All of your arguments for not listening to The Leviathan Chronicles are, by default, invalid.

Fan #1: Hey, did you listen to the season finale of The Leviathan Chronicles?

Fan #2: Yes, and it was the greatest thing that had ever happened to my ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Soon-To-Be-Fan: Hey, where can I find this Leviathan Chronicles thing?

Fan #3: At www . leviathanchronicles . com , or the iTunes store.

by THE OBL June 21, 2010

dank chronic

The best weed possible. It's not just chronic, it's dank chronic.

"Yo fool, it's dank chronic! Haven't you been to www.dankchronic.com?"

by Dank Chronic December 10, 2009

Chronic bishop rage

Fast, intense masturbation usually occuring when nearing climax, also when extremly turned on by someone/something and urgency is required! masturbation

When i was round johnny's house i saw his hot mom getting changed through a gap in the door, nobody was about so i had to do some chronic bishop rage to avoid being caught!

by Richard.c May 15, 2003

chronicles of gnarlia

Going off of the popular C.S. Lewis series "The Chronicles of Narnia," Chronicles of Gnarlia simply means something that could be deemed gnarly (i.e. crazy, cool, awesome).
Can also just be shortened to "Chronicles."

While snowboarding: "Damn dude! Cork 10? That ish was chronicles!!" (or "chronicles of gnarlia")

by B Kramer January 19, 2008

Chronically Enhanced

Def.1, adj,: A situation in which life as it is lived was made better by the effects of cannabis.

Def.2,adj,: The best description of a place smelling of cannabis.

Def.1: *Matt goes to McDonalds and orders The Best McDonald's Meal Ever*
Matt: damn this is chronically enhanced, it taste's so good high.

Def.2: *Wes walks outside into a backyard of people smoking weed*
Wes: "Yo it smells chronically enhanced out here!"

by HarveysPimp July 6, 2007

Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.

Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*

by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007

strawberry wrapped chronic

A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper

I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.

by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004