The type of person to invite you over for drinks and jewelry-making, and you end up getting wasted together... as they offer additional sips of a mysterious tincture, while serenading you in their messy, maximalist, draped-cloth laden, pentagram-spray-painted-door 2br city apartment. Oh, and you'll also spend a minimum of $200 (conservatively) on any chance encounter with a chaos queen (their bank card won't work). You have been warned. Tread lightly, but VERY fun when the chaotic energy is in your favor for the long night you're about to have ahead!
henzo always mysteriously connects with chaos queens, like where does he even find all these intense people to ruin his life?
by jake_jake_jake April 15, 2023
Get the chaos queenmug. He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these chicks fr.
Tuna: dude I think Chaos Films is coming to my house
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: 😥
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: 😥
by Chaos Films October 23, 2020
Get the Chaos Filmsmug. Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.
The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!
by 5$wds March 1, 2010
Get the snow chaos!!mug. Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng
by much_professional May 4, 2019
Get the chao gengmug. by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
Get the conversational chaosmug. A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
Get the tedious chaosmug. When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.
by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005
Get the Condom Chaosmug.