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chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
by safeway XD May 29, 2007
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Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.
Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
by Tommy T June 17, 2004
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Pussy Up Chips

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.
by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008
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Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
by Bosami November 19, 2013
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like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob
...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...
by barn March 9, 2005
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.
Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.
by Jimmy McNibble June 16, 2004
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