Cert

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

by moleman12345 September 22, 2011

Certified lover boy

A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl

A gental guy, A simp

“Hey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?”“Yeah he’s a certified lover boy now “

by Bby mama October 6, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.

Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍

by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020

birth certificate

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

by JTurskz October 5, 2007

Cerote

a XLarge piece of dark brown shit the kind that curls and takes up the whole bowl. A term used to insult a central american male of El Salvador. It's the equivalent, in insult, to call a salvadorian "cerote" as to say "Chinga to Madre" to a Mexican. Degrading term used to insult and anger a central american.

"Pinche Cerote."
"Ese guey es un Cerote"
"Ese salvatruchi es un pinche cerote"

by MariAntonia July 14, 2006

Shit Cert

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009

Headshot Certified

Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.

"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"

by BiggestC Hizzle September 20, 2006