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Celena Ruiz

An absolute trouble maker but more often amazing friend/companion. Incredibly head strong and sarcastic. Likes to think of themselves as the hopeless romantic type. But in the end... super gorgeous and amazing. They will keep you laughing for days :)
"Celena Ruiz is a fox!"

"Wanna know who has the biggest pretty brown eyes ever? Celena Ruiz."
by Zooboomoofoo October 22, 2011
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Maryland Cement Mixer

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured
Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day
by biggyy April 19, 2016
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cemented

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.
I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!
by Sian and Celia October 10, 2007
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celen

i hot mixture of spanish, mexican and native american....a trustworthy, respectful, and beautiful overall person, has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into all day, a great girlfriend as well
by supersport June 11, 2011
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chew (copenhagen)

The best stuff to ever be in my lip. It is not for just hicks, but everyone! Next time you are offered. TAKE IT! Slang words include Chaw, dip, canna cope, dippen, tin, can, and black magic.
1: Hey you wanna dip of chew (copenhagen)?
2: No, that stuff is for hicks
1: Ahh come on it makes you feel good
2: Oh ok

2 min later

2: This stuff rocks
1: Told ja!
by TheChewKid October 19, 2009
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copenhagen

Pack a good dip of copenhagen snus
by Rebeldipper February 14, 2014
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cement smiley

Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"
Her blowjobs were never the same after that Cement Smiley.
by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004
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