Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨
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Pepe (Peh-peh) - A Filipino word that represents the females sexual reproductive organ.
Captn' - Pepe (cahp-tin peh-peh) - A Filipino artists that is amazing talented that makes all the Pepes wet :D
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A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)
A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'
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A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)
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by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004
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by =SubLib= June 11, 2006
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A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
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C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
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U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
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