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candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
by stoner 511 February 13, 2010
mugGet the candy canemug.

Tag Candy

Tag Candy refers to Guilds in online games that do absolutely nothing, but have a sweet name.
iCow: Welcome to our guild. Notice its not Tag Candy. You either participate or get kicked.
by Blinkster99 August 13, 2010
mugGet the Tag Candymug.

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.
Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.
by Locdonan October 25, 2011
mugGet the Cradle Candymug.

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
mugGet the candy crackmug.

Candy (the name)

One of the best people on earth. Her real name is probably somthing like candince but dosnt like telling it to people, so she goes by Candy. She's as sweet as sugar but is a badass and had that extra helping of anxiety that makes her seem sorta unaprochable, but shes really great once you get to know her.
Im so glad I have a Candy (the name) in my life!!
by Bannaphone July 12, 2020
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Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
by acs26 September 4, 2012
mugGet the Candy Dealermug.

yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.
Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!
by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006
mugGet the yard candymug.

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