When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

by Blinkster99 August 13, 2010

by Locdonan October 25, 2011

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014

One of the best people on earth. Her real name is probably somthing like candince but dosnt like telling it to people, so she goes by Candy. She's as sweet as sugar but is a badass and had that extra helping of anxiety that makes her seem sorta unaprochable, but shes really great once you get to know her.
by Bannaphone July 12, 2020

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
by acs26 September 4, 2012

by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006
