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Cancer

A word similar to those that you respond with when you have no idea what to say. Such as woot,word, and sweet.
I just fell down the stairs...
hahahahah. Cancer.
by Chaff-chaff May 29, 2008
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Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.
Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.
by Thatguy0722 January 11, 2015
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Cancer

The time machine videos posted by tardisboy on youtube.
have you watched the time machine videos by tardisboy on youtube?
Nah
Good, they're cancer
by Jazzycars November 21, 2016
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cancering

Da new term used to define when peple increase the risk of cancer by smoking.
Yo dude, stop cancering yourself with cigarettes.
by aloogora December 16, 2014
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cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
by PenguinPants March 31, 2008
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The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Michael Cool January 10, 2009
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The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.
1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Prede89 July 22, 2008
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