As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 05, 2010
One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
by Jobin66 February 05, 2010
A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
by Moxalee February 05, 2010
by Reezie February 05, 2010
A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."
Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
by _Jabes February 05, 2010
Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
by Richard Sweats February 05, 2010
by Inuckchuck February 05, 2010