sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018

Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.

My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021

Los Angeles Cafe

Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.

LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?

Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!

LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!

LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!

by Spyhf June 20, 2021

Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

Marolt Cafe

An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.

"Should we go to campus or marolt cafe?"
"Marolt is ass dude"

by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

tap cafe

A coffee shop that also serves beer or liquor.

Let’s go down to the tap cafe and get some beers and caffeine.

by Enkobi June 9, 2018