Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.

Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!

by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004

bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013

Bumper Party

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.

Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"

by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019

Bin Bumper

An old-timey slur for a gay person

Get out of here, you filthy bin bumper!

by HanBanan527 August 23, 2021

chin bumper

The nuts that swing low when letting someone smoke your bologna. Usually on a warm day when the baby makers are hanging long.

John does not like fish. John would rather have an order of chin bumpers with a side of cock sauce.

by mark sil April 13, 2006

bumper duster

Doing that good cocaine off a strippers ass

It was the most wonderful time of the year when I was the bumper duster to 7 strippers in one night

by TheDangerZoneMT June 9, 2017

fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.

"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."

by Garymx April 29, 2014