Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!

Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!

by Boomsmash June 9, 2015

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

lilia buckingham

lilia buckingham it's the pure example of cuteness and kindness. she could be everyone's idol and role model in life because of everything she does. she is the most beautiful and important person on this planet.

OMG! I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE LILIA BUCKINGHAM AS MY IDOL!

by tea🍵 November 8, 2018

Flesh Bunking

During an economic turndown or quarantine there is only one twin bed to be used by three or more males. They resort to stacking naked one on top of another interlocking with their penis penetrating the anus of the gentleman above. Thus result in a stable jenga like sleeping platform for all the bro’s.

Hey bro’s, there’s only one bed in this house, and there’s five of us... are you guys up for flesh bunking?

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

Pizza-buying boss

That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.

Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"

by Nasty Nate Mate December 2, 2020

Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.

“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”

by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021

Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

by Jaydawn April 27, 2022