A Bro is a guy who wairs his hat curled up and sideways. He drives a huge lifted truck and works out constantly... but only on his biceps. he is probably wairing a black famous shirt to cover his beer belly from drinking too much out in the desert.
dude... bro it matters not
by ashton April 18, 2005
Get the BROmug. White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads.
"Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"
by Rod_Jonse September 17, 2011
Get the Bromug. To show the ultimate level of love and comfort to someone in pain or despair. This is mostly used in an amical context, but in rare cases can be used professionally too.
"He was so sad after the breakup, I had to bro him."
"This friendly nurse at the hospital really bröd me back to health, she was great!"
"This friendly nurse at the hospital really bröd me back to health, she was great!"
by Boi0fwar March 28, 2021
Get the to bromug. No definitions have yet mentioned the Midwest bro's in particular, but broism has become rampant in the Midwest. They are on every Big Ten campus (especially frats.)
This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed.
The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it.
Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf.
Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game.
Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U.
Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest!
This particular variety of bro always drinks the cheapest beer or liquor and may or may not smoke weed.
The clothes they wear might not be as expensive as the clothes people wear on the coasts, but these bro's are still wearing the most expensive clothes that they can. They also pimp their rides out as much as they can. They compete with money the same way, even if they have less of it.
Hobbies are the same-- weightlifting, pick-up basketball, golf, and especially, frolf.
Even though they behave as belligerently and are as disrespectful towards women as bro's anywhere else, they go to church once or twice a month. They are obsessive sports fans and if they go to a larger college (especially Big Ten) they will attend literally every home football game (if not every away game) and a very high amount of basketball games as well. They will be drunk for every game.
Chicago is bro central for the midwest, but Minneapolis/St. Paul has many bro's as well. Universities in Ohio are also notorious for bro's especially OSU and Miami U.
Don't believe you are safe from the bro stereotype if you move to the midwest!
Female one: "Ugh, why are there so many bro's at that party?"
Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino."
Female two: "Yeah, it feels like we're still in San Bernadino."
by yoyojones December 12, 2010
Get the Bromug. Queers who think they're racist and yet listen to rap and think they are the shit because they wear Skin, Famous star, Alpine star, and SRH shirts and ride dirt bikes and do drugs. They usually wear Electric or Spy sunglasses. They are typically fans of Cotton Mouth Kings and Metal Mulisha. The average truck that a bro drives is a Ford F-150 with stickers of the brands listed above. Bro's typically live in Southern California. They date girls that are called Bro hoe's
by Pedro Martinez Rivera the 3rd December 10, 2008
Get the Bro'smug. 1. A word or nickname referring to a guy friend. A friend who is like a brother, hence "bro" the shortened version of brother- because every college guy is so lazy that he can't even finish saying a damn word.
2. An actual blood relative- your parents' child who is a male.
3. A prefix added to any word starting with the sound "o". An extension of the commonly used nickname "broski" or "broseph".
Usage: This prefix can be used to create a nickname or to create a word which referrs to something you and your boys think is pretty chill.
2. An actual blood relative- your parents' child who is a male.
3. A prefix added to any word starting with the sound "o". An extension of the commonly used nickname "broski" or "broseph".
Usage: This prefix can be used to create a nickname or to create a word which referrs to something you and your boys think is pretty chill.
1. "Yo bro, that was a sick party last night."
2. "Yeah i went to go visit my bro at Tulane last weekend- it was frikkin awsome."
3. "Yo broski, we should hit the *brocean* before the summer's over."
*Bro + ocean*
Nickname: Bromance (bro + romance)= a guy who is particularly successful with the ladies- and even if he's not, you and your boys know him as the romantic one. However, he may also be the one dude who has found himself in a committed relationship while the rest of you are bachelors.
2. "Yeah i went to go visit my bro at Tulane last weekend- it was frikkin awsome."
3. "Yo broski, we should hit the *brocean* before the summer's over."
*Bro + ocean*
Nickname: Bromance (bro + romance)= a guy who is particularly successful with the ladies- and even if he's not, you and your boys know him as the romantic one. However, he may also be the one dude who has found himself in a committed relationship while the rest of you are bachelors.
by Tajh Salaso August 27, 2007
Get the Bromug. The gentle, firm, warm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favourite possessions. Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconate, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If only you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!
'this underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the 'bro'- I would feel infinitely more supported!'.
by Conspear December 21, 2020
Get the The 'Bro'mug.