jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017

boomerang swish

A boomerang swish is when your cooking crack and your count comes back the same as you put in .

The gram lost nothing and came back a boomerang swish after weighing the cook .

by Abc’s99 January 26, 2024

Boomerang Neighbor

A neighbor or group of neighbors that aren't pleasant to live near. Usually loud obnoxious drug addicts who don't have any consideration for the people they live around. They are loud and unruly in the late hours of night and early AM hours. You get a stroke of luck where you suddenly don't see them for a few months. They might have been sent to jail or elsewhere, but you're just glad they're finally gone and that you can live in peace. But then they suddenly come back out of nowhere, back to their old antics and habits. You then realize their absence was temporary - thus the term "boomerang neighbor."

A neighbor you wish would move elsewhere, but they always end up coming back somehow.

Crap! Is that Courtney pulling up outside? She's the boomerang neighbor! And here I thought we were finally rid of her...

by IGavePietyDaShocka December 16, 2023

Boomerang

Its a person who you hate so, you throw that person away but they always come back that is why they are a boomerang

" Marilyn is the worst boomerang you can have"

by Arecena23573 August 31, 2017

boner boomerang

When other people near you have a erection and you het an erection from it and so on

Bro there was a huge boner boomerang last night

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.

"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."

by Atriguy February 11, 2023

Boomerang bollox

When someone leaves a job but can't cut it so comes back,,

My god boomerang bollox is back here Again he can't make his mind up

by Spenna January 14, 2021