cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005

christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.

i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year

by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008

blogspam

A blog where the author paraphrases or copies from the original article/webpage in an attempt to increase his or her own traffic. This becomes a waste of the reader's time forcing them to click through the blog to get to the actual article. Often submitted to sites like Digg or Reddit.

"This is blogspam. Here's the link to the original story..."

by Mitchumm May 21, 2007

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

Bogsnort

A wizard or sorcerer whose immense power far outstrips his wisdom.

The wizard Shazam is such a bogsnort. Not only did he saddle a ten-year-old with super powers, but set up his lair in a place whose walls rattle every time a subway train roars by. What a bogsnort!

by Pants_on_fire! March 11, 2019

sag bogs

bogs that are saggy

"Check out those gnarly sag bogs!"

"Money in the sag boy, money in the sag."

by the tang corporal April 23, 2009

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013