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clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.
“dude i fucked your mom
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019
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i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.
by bebe9512 July 2, 2010
mugGet the i never let a d-boy bonk for free.mug.

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
by Jutnau January 24, 2023
mugGet the Bonkmug.

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner
"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"
by rachu1234 December 19, 2008
mugGet the T-Bonkingmug.

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.
I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!
by Arkieboy May 27, 2025
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit
David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk
by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.
I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.
by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020
mugGet the finna bonkmug.

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