Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
Get the Crongo-Bongomug. by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016
Get the Bongosmug. (n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
Get the Bouncing Bongosmug. by matzpls January 27, 2016
Get the Bongoingmug. 
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by Trust me its true November 23, 2021
Get the Onki Bongomug. John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021
Get the Bongomug.