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Onki Bongo

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All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !
by Trust me its true November 23, 2021
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The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Bongo

"Bongo" is a term used when referring to somebody of African heritage. Despite the word being colloquial, the word too can be used when referring to extravagant behavior in general, regardless of genetic make-up.

The word is often used among peers or friends as a representation of camaraderie and companionship. It has also been known to be used to refer to people with rather dark skin tones, particularly those of African heritage.

The word is viable when referring to:

-Anyone with direct blood relatives who are of great African heritage
-Anyone who hails from the African continent (apart from Caucasian individuals)

-Anyone who is of African heritage, overall*

*When referring to individuals from North Africa, the term should be used loosely, and with a sense of exaggeration as it does not serve as a fact to prove that these individuals are Africans of dark complexions (I.E Bantu's)

The term originated in Gabon, near the 'Minkembe National Park'. The term then spread throughout Central African as a term when referring to members of the Bantu community. The term was then piqued to popularity in South Africa. During the late 2000's to the mid 2010's, It was used as a word to treat refugees hailing from other African nations with contempt. Today it has become a term to represent African pride. It is also accepted as an insult depending on the circumstances, among those who are considered "Bongos" themselves.
Have you made yourself aware of how dark in complexion Chief Keef appeared on stage tonight? He is a true BONGO.

Yes, Meghan Markle is biracial. I believe one of her parents is an African-American. I consider her to be a BONGO.

So Bill Gates seemed unappreciative of Ellen DeGeneres' $20,000 cheque as a gift ? Wow, what a BONGO.

I am indeed aware of the fact that she is actually of direct Moroccan descent. I therefore consider her to be a BONGO.

Greetings. How are you all on this fine day, my fellow BONGOS.
by TEBONGZ January 13, 2021
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ethno bongo

person that lends themselves to a purist state of presumed well being by showing affection towards nature, organic food, biological awareness, and freedom of speech
Hey dude, check out that chick, she is all ethno bongo like, check at that veggie burger she's eating with her goats milk organically produced latte!
by AmabokoT5 March 26, 2011
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Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything
OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!
by Bongo Boi's servant April 6, 2020
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Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean
Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”
by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025
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