Boner 

the best thing a woman/girl would want to see from there boy crush.

dude hey can you help me
girl: with what
dude:i need you to give my penis some good vibes.....i have a boner
girl:........ ok.......

Boner by The Dirtyminedfangirl! May 1, 2019

Boner 

Boner is another term for "splinter" in alabama

"Diddly darn doo i got a boner from this wood/hard tree

Boner by AlabamaBman112 June 3, 2019

Boner 

A curved stick with a string used to shoot arrows

John shot his boner

Boner by ryand1xon June 25, 2019

boner 

An adjective for something that is good, dope, ill, or sweet and is typically related to dude-like conversation.

Guy 1: "Dude, boner ride!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man!"

boner by Jackson5789 January 14, 2009

Boner 

Happens on the most awkward time

Girl hug me and I got a awkward boner

Boner by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

Boner 

A guy that can't control he's little penis

Dude, I've got a boner

Boner by Xoxo-A571 May 15, 2017

Boner 

1. When a man's penis becomes harder and larger after they have been aroused. 2. A racial slur for a skeleton.

1. "Emma flashed her tits yesterday and let me tell you my boner was so goddamn big, some Germans called my dick "The Gustav Cannon." 2. "These damn boners keep risin from the grave and scarin away our jobs, why don't we do somethin bout it?

Boner by Commie Remover October 25, 2018