Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Blueberry Burstation

When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face

She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation

by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020

old blueberry

another word for skank, hoe, all that

also- a man who smells like poo

you old blueberry

by ameñia April 24, 2019

Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 20, 2010

blueberry pudding

After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries

Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

Blueberry Slurry

When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs

Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry

by Ber November 9, 2020

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021