Bloop

A vile mixture of both poop and blood

While staying in a sketchy hotel in a foreign city and noticing a strange brownish red stain on the shower walls and other surfaces in the room.

OH MY GOD that has to be “bloop”

by FermundaPlease July 16, 2023

bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.

bloops gloop

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

BLOOP

.v (verb) - When Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert goes to the movies; vapes, rubs someone's thingy . . and get's kicked out of a theater for blooping . .

Lauren "Bloopy" Boebert likes to "bloop" . .

by Jor3lofKrypton November 4, 2023

Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024

Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water

My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you

by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024

bloop

fagfot

bloop

by zapitapi February 15, 2024

Bloop

The sound your piss makes when it curdles, eventually hitting the water and producing a "bloop" sound. Ordinarily comes from people of the African American variety. It's also a rare disease which was first discovered by Eman when his piss produced a "bloop" sound as it hit the toilet water.

Brandon: Ayo you get with that girl yet?
Eman: Yeah she sucked on that shit till she made it bloop.

by NerdyBuggo July 27, 2024