blirt

Blirt is a birkenhead slang term for semen.
Usuaully, it is used in the ED form I.E blirted

I was just about to blirt and my mum walked in
I blirted in some chicks mouth
I blirted all over my sheets
I blirted up my GF's pussy

by Joazza August 19, 2007

Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

Blitarted

To be so retarted you become blind to what's happening.

Eden left her Mac on the stove after cooking some Mac n Cheese, finding out that the bottom was burned. She is so blitarted.

by Anderjoseph June 25, 2016

Blistin

When something slaps or is extraordinary

“That fit is blistin bro!!!”

by flaminhot2001 November 7, 2019

double bifters on the noggin

A stupendous feat of human achievement, especially involving two blows to the head of an adversary

"Woah, double bifters on the noggin" - after a particularly deft move at 2am in the morning where Sonic dispatches two adversaries by bouncing from one head to the other

by Chris, Chris, Andy June 29, 2008

Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010