The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel May 02, 2018
Believe in the Stars received generally positive reception from television critics, with Neal Justin of the Star Tribune concluding it was "the most brilliant episode in the series' history".1 According to the Nielsen ratings system, the episode was watched by 8.0 million households during its original broadcast, and received a 3.9 rating/9 share among viewers in the 18–49 demographic.
by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023
an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
Singer: you won't believe your eyes
by marcus notch October 03, 2017
by Geo P June 24, 2021
I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.
I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.
by DrFuck February 10, 2024
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2023