The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel May 02, 2018
Believe in the Stars received generally positive reception from television critics, with Neal Justin of the Star Tribune concluding it was "the most brilliant episode in the series' history".1 According to the Nielsen ratings system, the episode was watched by 8.0 million households during its original broadcast, and received a 3.9 rating/9 share among viewers in the 18–49 demographic.
by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023
an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
"Yeah, that's right baby! Welcome.. to my locker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman sighs* 🎵For a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen.🎵 *throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman as Daydream Believer starts to play in the background* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *The Flying Dutchman screams*
For a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen.
A person that acts cool to you but will go behind your back and tell mad lies to get people in trouble and or/ fired
Jessica Meadows said that you hurt someone and told people to get that person in trouble man she's make believer
by Slongboner March 06, 2021
a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
by slayermami February 22, 2022