Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.

Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der

by Lakesha October 9, 2006

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 8, 2009

bearded villain

The most badass Bearded men walking the face of the earth that will go above and beyond to help you unless you cross them wrong then they will bury you.

Man you better respect that Bearded villain they are everywhere you can't hide from them

by Beardedmiles February 10, 2018

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009