daeton bassett

Certified bitch

you’re such a daeton bassett

by theworldsgreatestliareverinthe March 16, 2023

Reesty bastey

After smashing a dirty girl when u get up the next morning and take a piss. The smell on your hand from the action the night before

The reesty bastey was strong after last novht

by JTorman July 7, 2023

joshua bassett

singer/songwriter with the popular EP: crisis/secret/set me free
plays ricky bowen on high school musical the musical the series
could be defined as both the "cutest most boo bear babygirl" or "girl dinner"
advocate for mental health on his platform, shares his life with fans on discord, deserves an apology from the world.

loml and husband.

person 1: "Did you see that new picture of joshua bassett where he's all wet?"
person 2: "Oh my god yes! Joshua Bassett is the hottest man alive."

by samschnapp September 5, 2023

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey

Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.

by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025

Pull a Blassey-Ford

To falsely accuse one of sexual abuse from a long time ago to ruin the alleged-abuser's reputation.

She recently started telling her friends I touched her twenty-five years ago in an attempt to pull a Blassey-Ford against me.

by Gargantuan009 January 19, 2019

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020