Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car

Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.

by ba5tard December 7, 2011

bartlett hours

A person who works many more hours than they are expected to, solely for the good of others and for no personal gain could be described as working "bartlett hours".

"Working through your meal breaks again eh? It must be hard keeping up those Bartlett hours!"

by Mother Teresa's assistant December 26, 2007

Bantalize

To hijack somones train of thought with reckless disregard for common courtesy. i.e. act like Jason Bantle

girl: so like yesterday, I was walking down the hallway when
Guy1 you fell down! lol
Guy2: dude dont bantalize, so as you where saying...
girl: uh yeah as I was saying

by sld1 October 22, 2010

bartlik

The area on a male between his testicles and anus.

A taint on a woman is like a bartlik to a man.
When she ran her tongue along my bartlik, it drove me crazy.

by Zwacko January 12, 2006

Bartolozzi

A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.

This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.

A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."

ROFL
LOL
Bartolozzi
bro
douche bag
pariah
om nom nom

by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010

Clara Bartlett

Funny, cute, smart, and an amazing person in general. If you have a chance with her, you may be the most lucky person in this world. It doesn't matter whether you are a friend, crush, or even acquaintance. Long story short, be happy you even know her.

"Clara Bartlett's an amazing person"

by A PINEMAN December 19, 2018

bartolo

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck

you are such a bartolo

by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008