Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal

"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.

by The Retr0 June 12, 2017

Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.

Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"

by twenty one pilots chicken April 26, 2024

Liam barber

A fucking mong. Likes to bum grandads.
Fit 😋😝😛

Oh look it’s liam barber.

by Ychcyfycyfy November 06, 2018

barber threesome

When father and son and a girl have a threesome.

Did you know that Bill and son Bob did barber threesome with Sue.

by Bill&bob April 07, 2022

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 20, 2022