jt the barber

Usually enormous ears, suckad all the way out!

Jt the barber thought he was funny.

by Barbers anonymous December 21, 2016

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.

Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.

by Beesofbag September 3, 2022

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.

Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber

by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021

the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".

Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021