zombie bank

a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well

zombie bank - all the top banks of the world. all of them.

by kroovyandcal August 10, 2010

KR Bank

KR Bank is a bank owned by the man himself, Klaudas R. The bank is sadly closed all year round but opens up for special events including Klaudas Day (October 18th) where it hands out free loans to anyone who needs them. The banks main building is decorated with Soviet bathroom tiles.

Joe: KR Bank just gave me a 25,000 pound loan!

Klaudas: *Laughs knowing there is an interest rate of 99%*

by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

outer banks

A series of narrow islands off the coast of the North Carolina mainland. An absolutely beautiful part of the world, especially in summer time. A great place to vacation if you wish to just sit back, relax at the ocean or on the balcony of a house and watch the sunset and the winds come in.

I think I've died and gone to the Outer Banks.

by kwashia January 11, 2005

world bank

A conspiracy designed by neo-liberal capitalists to rob developing countries of their resources and ensure unequal distribution of wealth. This is accomplished under a claimed goal to "alleviate poverty" - an effective means to confuse the enemy (i.e. impoverished Mexican farmers, starving diamond miners in Africa, etc.).

"Hey, John, where are you going with that Molotov Cocktail?"
"I'm going to protest against the World Bank meeting in town today. Here's one for you."

by Luther Bliss January 30, 2018

Heywood Banks

comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show

Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".

by Mr.Juan-derful April 17, 2010

Make Bank

To make a gratuitous amount of money, in preferably a short period of time.

Carl is going to make bank when he hits up that liqour store.

by drewzania January 6, 2010

Carlton (Banks)

Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference

Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton

by mike April 17, 2005