Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018
Get the bald jamesmug. When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
Get the bowling baldmug. A character from the anime hxh that people under the bisexual (umbrella term) are attracted too. Bald Kurapika is also very brocken🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Bald.kurapika.ily June 18, 2021
Get the Bald Kurapikamug. by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008
Get the bald chefmug. A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020
Get the Bald Randymug. by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
Get the Bald Baconatormug. A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
Get the legally baldmug.