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Bald Bull

Bald Bull was the champion of the major circuit in Mike Tyson's Punchout!! which debuted in 1987. Mike Tyson's Punchout!! was in the running Punchout!! series, which included two arcade game ancestors: Punchout!! Arcade (1983), and Super Punchout!! Arcade (1984). Punchout!! Arcade was where Bald Bull first appeared as the third fighter in the game, and held the crown on his bald head as one of the heaviest fighters to appear in that game. Bald Bull bull charged into the 1985 game "Arm Wrestling" as Mask X. After Bald Bull's small cameo in "Arm Wrestling", let's jump forward to 1987. This year Mike Tyson's Punchout!! premiered. Alongside the community-loved game came Bald Bull, who was the Major Circuit champion and the World Circuits third fighter. In 1990, Mike Tyson was removed from the game after losing twice in that year. Later in the 90's came the SNES, and in the system was Super Punchout!! Bald Bull was featured as our Minor Circuit champ, and like MTPO, was a palette swap of Mr. Sandman. Huge time travel to 2009, we jump to the Wii on Punchout!! Wii. Bald Bull is the 3rd contender of the world circuit in punch out Wii, and if your familiar with this version of Punchout, you know every fighter has two versions of themselves. Career mode which is original, and Title Defense mode, which gives each character a special quirk or amps up the difficulty of said fighter. Bald Bull's return in Title Defense features new stylish red boxer shorts.
"Bald Bull is bald."
"No sh** Sherlock, you don't say."
by asphaltfries April 22, 2022
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bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
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legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
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bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018
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Bald Cancer

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer
by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021
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bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008
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Bald Randy

A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
Give us a bald Randy then luv x
by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020
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