A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
Get the bachelor treemug. Bachelor Locked
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
by funnywordle August 14, 2025
Get the Bachelor Lockedmug. by vinconist July 2, 2021
Get the Bachelor boymug. 1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017
Get the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writingmug. by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
Get the Bachelor Padmug. When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016
Get the bachelor bombmug. As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
Get the bachelormug.