Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.

Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Gentleman Bachelor

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”

“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”

by izaruru May 30, 2023

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.

steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.

by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010

bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup

Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!

by murray1972 February 6, 2014

2nd bachelor party

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.

After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.

by Captain27 May 10, 2024