A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016
Get the floral asshatmug. someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017
Get the asshatmug. Quit being such an ASSHAT! Your kinder to your hat than you are me! Let me ware your hat and put my finger in YOUR ass.
by cmhupp June 7, 2020
Get the asshatmug. 
Get the asshatmug. The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.
Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.
Ie: Dirty asshat.
Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.
Ie: Dirty asshat.
Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"
by 13blackcats December 21, 2008
Get the asshatmug. That's some asshat right there.
by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020
Get the Asshatmug. 