Angelo Moment

When someone has done something so stupid and "dumbass" isn't enough to describe it.

Wow man that was so fucking stupid
Yeah man I think I just had an Angelo moment

by SmorfHorfMgorf February 13, 2019

D'angelo

Usually a male that is very intellectually challenged, black and handsome. D'angelos find it hard to even be average in the field of grasping females as they are confused on whether or not they fancy the opposite sex. D'angelos are very reckless as they will do anything to look "cool", also D'angelos have abnormally small penises. D'Angelos cannot be trusted.

Liars D'angelo

by ThySaysItAll December 1, 2013

Angelo

Probably dumb like you

Is that Angelo?
Yeah he sucks like you.

by Yangelo October 29, 2020

Angelo

a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.

1. We are only mirrors of others
2. dude you're such an Angelo

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

arselock

when you try to fuck a girl in the ass but you get rejected.

guy 1: gosh rebecca is such an arselock!

guy 2: im not.....

guy 1: WHAT?

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

Angelo

That one guy that you wanna be around but he doesn't notice you. He's Probably dating a person who's name starts with an A, K, or R. He is the star of his sports team, may it be Basketball, Soccer, Football, or Lacrosse he is great.

That guy seems like an Angelo Goddamn

by Annonymous 313 January 16, 2020

Angelo

Plays Ken

Jake: “Angelo quit playing Ken! You’re gonna make me break my lawn chair!”

by DeputyDoyle June 28, 2020