Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.
by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 30, 2009
Get the applesmug. A computing company that decided not to conform to the IBM standards, which ultimately ended the mass confusion that was the computer market in the 80s. They proceed to be cocky, and allow nobody to make Apple-compatible computers (called Macintoshes), aside from themselves. Their computers, unlike the X86, can't run a very wide variety of OSes, aside from the Apple brand and a few shades of Linux.
They are also the only computer company in existence nowadays that holds a strong fanbase, consisting mostly of closed-minded biased fanboys. These people will use such moronic arguments as "Windoze freezes soooo much lol!!!!" and "u kant get a virus on a mac!!!!11", acting as though the Windows chain of OSes are the only OSes you can run on an X86. They also consistently flood public places with their Apple propaganda, justifying the fact that they use a computer that is, standard-wise, 20 years behind (they most likely do this because they can't find any other way to occupy themselves on their computer).
They are also the only computer company in existence nowadays that holds a strong fanbase, consisting mostly of closed-minded biased fanboys. These people will use such moronic arguments as "Windoze freezes soooo much lol!!!!" and "u kant get a virus on a mac!!!!11", acting as though the Windows chain of OSes are the only OSes you can run on an X86. They also consistently flood public places with their Apple propaganda, justifying the fact that they use a computer that is, standard-wise, 20 years behind (they most likely do this because they can't find any other way to occupy themselves on their computer).
Johnny bought a new Apple computer, then proceeded to visit every forum-based site on the internet and praise Apple, while mindlessly bashing those who disagreed with him. Typical Apple fanboy.
by Kulor January 9, 2005
Get the Applemug. to become involved with every club, organization, intramural, or work study job possible at the risk of losing one's own sanity (often occurs by the inability to say no when asked to volunteer).
Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were elected President, Vice President, Treasurer, and Secretary of the class! Congratulations!"
Person 2: Yeah, I kind of got appled into it.
Person 2: Yeah, I kind of got appled into it.
by KCOM March 25, 2010
Get the appledmug. A company that takes everything that is good and pure in a software developer's world and makes it satanic. There is a picture that has the top of the Apple logo spun upside down and has the caption "Apple/Whatever we shit out, you will buy".
Person: lel al da mikerosuft nubs kent taek da powr uv apple
Intelligent person: *ignores the stupid person, while working on his/her application that has functions only possible on Windows*
Intelligent person: *ignores the stupid person, while working on his/her application that has functions only possible on Windows*
by kiefac September 18, 2014
Get the Applemug. Wow, seriously? You have nothing better to do than ask Urban Dictionary what an apple is? Get a life.
Apples are vegetables.
by Tumbleflop February 13, 2018
Get the Applemug. Slang for balls (which is slang for nuts(which is slang for testicles)) esp. when cold or when they are pink because of blood flow
by kadenkk October 25, 2010
Get the Applesmug. by kzdhdfsimweerilaseiojedre September 6, 2010
Get the an applemug.