When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.
by sandyhook May 12, 2022
by asiapurdue October 01, 2015
Butt stuff during a power outage.
by white-choclatte June 12, 2017
Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
by Flushman May 08, 2008
Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
by L1ght May 31, 2014
May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.
When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.
by Fearman August 06, 2007
To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.
“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
by Bert Reynold’s gay cousin October 19, 2021