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By what i've readen here the most of Americans are sleazy and pederast guys and dopes.
Guy#1: Do you like sex, alcohol and drugs?
Yankee: Yes, I'm American.
by joaopedrous October 6, 2012
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Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.
When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.
by Distraught January 2, 2010
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Americanize

To take something that was designed in another country or area and redesign or remanfacture to accept american standard units of measure or fit more closely to the stereotypical american mindset.
1. This tractor only accepts a fuel pump that has to ship from overseas and is twice the price of an american replacement.

"Let's Americanize that shit!!"

2. We need to Americanize these flanges because the valves from europe are crap.
by Screamin Steam May 14, 2014
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Americans

Dumb fcks that no one likes
Ew look at that Americans 🤣🤣🤣embarrassing
by American slander April 28, 2021
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American

A person who loves assuming extremely far fetched theories about other countries and saying stupid shit.
Human: So, what's your least favourite country?
American: IDK, maybe Africa? Or Europe, yee haw!
Human: ...
American: Want some Mickey D's?
Human: Okay, first of all, Africa isn't a country. But what is your least favourite african country?
American: Iran
by SalmonellqDifferentAccount April 16, 2020
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Hey Brock wanna go the FoOTbALl game tomorrow because we're American
by Jeff Jeff 21 March 1, 2021
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A synonym for words like moron or idiot, an American is unfortunately the victim of the American education system, which renders them in a state of both ignorance and confidence. They’re ignorance grants them the ability to talk about topics they have no fucking clue about, whether it’s geography, history or politics. The American is typically yt.
“Paris is the capital of Europe”, the American explained.
John Brown was a madman” , said the American.
“America is the best country in the world”, proclaimed the American.

“I’ve never been outside the US”, the American confessed.
by Syrup.sandwiches March 19, 2021
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