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If the world were a high school America would be the popular, beautiful, brilliant, rich girl who everyone knows and wants to be friends with but also has people constantly talking behind her back. She's extremely ambitious and president of many extracurricular clubs. Anytime she makes a mistake everyone tries to bring her down but her self confidence is too strong to break. When times get rough everyone turns to her for her overly generous helping hand. Yet, her peers are quick to forget about all she has done and ALWAYS go right back to talking shit about her because they can't help being jealous.
world: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
america by geek_is_chic July 20, 2008
The land of Morons where believers in fairy tales, ufo, astrology, elvis, jesus, and bible bashers are the majority.
Sorry I don't believe in Science or evolution; I am from America
America by Never-mind-you December 9, 2016
A country full of degenerates and redneks.
Tim: How do you circumsise an American.
Bob: idk.
Tim: You kick his sister in the jaw.
A hell hole run by idiots who dont know what they are doing.
Just watch the news for an example of America.
America by K-TOWN MAFIA November 19, 2010
a country that most of the world hates because of their noisiness. they feel the need to meddle in every country's business even when it doesn't concern them. they usually think of themselves when going to " help " other countries. seriously america , if the country didn't call for help , don't meddle in their business.
did u hear of america ?
yeaa.. that nosy country , of course
america by nana afia July 7, 2011