alistair

A thick bitch

" wow alistair your so thick"

by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

Alisabeth

a friend who will always provide the good time.

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"How about Alisabeth?"

by Batman25 February 5, 2010

Alisa

Alisa is a stone cold bitch. She has no feelings and gives no fucks about most people. If you’re close you’re lucky and she protects you. Alisa is usually brunette and won’t take anyone’s shit. She knows what she wants and won’t take anything less. She can be stubborn but she’s the prefect best friend.

Damn she really is a bitch huh?
Yeah her names Alisa

by it’s accurate trust me April 16, 2020

Alisar

A SEXY BEAST, with a great sense of humor, someone who's dedicated A LOT, and with great talent mostly in music and trending, friendly and fits in any community, they're beautiful/handsome, funny, desired by men/women.

Girl1:hi girl, I LOVE THIS Alisar he's AMAZING
Girl2: I KNOW, HE's perfect
Girl1: i need to ask him out sometime

Girl2: no he's mine BITCH
And they lived not happily ever after

guy1: hey, did you see Alisar yesterday?
guy2: YES *_*
guy1: where?!
guy2: i dreamed about her and we had SEX!
guy1: WOW, must've been amazing
guy2:yeah she knows her job ;)

by oreuotrljdh xjn November 20, 2012

Alester

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

Alisa

A depressed but happy girl who claims that she can do things by herself. She is liked by everyone and puts her hands into other matters. She is also a very smart student. You can count on Alisa when you need help!

"My computer broke!"
"Alisa's right there, she can fix it!"
"Really?"
"Obiously."

by Savage bear May 23, 2021

Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

by confusionman April 6, 2011