Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

by Colbanger March 19, 2017

aysis

An all around amazing girl that is completely and utterly able to get any guy she wants, but doesn't truly want them. Theres just one guy she'll find that she really wants, and if you're that guy then don't fuck it up. She is hotter than your wildest dreams and sweeter than your grandmas Christmas cards, sexier than a mug and more badass than the average grizzly bear. Doesn't know whats really best for her; you need to help her make good decisions for herself and be a comstant support. If there's any chance she's mad at you, she probably is; talk to her about it until she realizes you mean no harm and it'll be alright.

Dude 1: Bro what the fuck happened to your car?!

Dude 2: Aysis slasher the tires and drew all over it but we're fine now. God shes a crazy bitch but I love her so much.

by the guy who fucked it up November 24, 2018

Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

by tired crew kid April 4, 2019

AAside

Short for "ARGONAVIS from BanG Dream! AAside". A mobile rhythm game about boy bands and part of the larger BanG Dream! franchise. Consists of 19 boys screaming into microphones and playing music, 5 old fucks, and one 13 year old that may or may not be Satan incarnate.

AAside is very good but not straight, and I like it that way.

by nambowashi January 3, 2021

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Stop using the internet right now, be more productive, don't mind how I got this word.

Im so bored I wrote aassddffgghhjjkkllqqzzwwxxeeccrrvvttbbyynnuummiioopp

by Dontmakemebored September 11, 2021

Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

aasil

The shittest fifa player ever

Aasil is so shit at fifa

by Fifa master November 22, 2021