Something Nolan Beckwith would say “wanna go get ice cream?” Even though he only has $1.32 in his bank account
by Theplug July 15, 2018

by Mr.Pink :) April 12, 2022

by ChimpToucher April 8, 2022

This is a stupid mother fucker who dates a lesbian.
Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs
Nolan is a gay prick who likes getting sexual acts from his friends, mostly Vincent because he ALWAYS EMERGENCY get sick sexual with his friends and when he does his best victim is Nolan because he is a little fucking stick of ONLY 109lbs
by Ur local man December 31, 2019

Lead vocalist and songwriter of American indie-emo band Straylight Run. Long Island origin. Formerly guitarist/back-up vocals for Taking Back Sunday. Known for his friendship with Brand New frontman Jesse Lacey -- which introduced two songs about said best friend. "Your Name Here", which is a straight-up love song, and "There's No 'I' in Team", a response song to the angry "Seventy Times Seven" from when John Nolan slept with Jesse's girlfriend.
Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
Straylight Run, the self-titled full length CD was released subsequent to his departure from Taking Back Sunday (he left with bassist Shaun Cooper). The band has gone on to release more since then, and is still active.
by glass ceiling October 17, 2008

1. A joke that completely kills a chain of building jokes, rendering the comedic banter obsolete.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
by Someone Uninteresting May 26, 2017
