Bryson

A boy who loves to ask people for nudes. Doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. He also loves feet and t show you his feet. He is also a horrible singer.

Hey, don't befriend Bryson. You will regret it as soon as you talk.

by battweryac1d January 31, 2022

Bryson

Bryson is a boy in my class hes flirty and perverted hes also very funny! hes akward around boys and himself around girls he play basket ball and hes pretty good at it! Get a bryson..!

Me/Lily:see him that boy
Alexis:ya
Me/Lily:thats bryson

by Lily.... DONT ASK October 5, 2020

Bryson

Good at hockey and prolly has a really cool brown friend

Man Bryson

by Cobynhater69 October 2, 2020

Bryson

An absolute brown smelly shit

Have you smelt bryson today? He smells like what cane out of my ass this morning

by Biggie chezzzz March 8, 2020

bryson

short, wannabe pimp that has a small weiner and will steal your grandma if your not careful. did i mention he was short?

person 1: hey whos that little boy ?

person 2: thats not a boy... thats a grown ass man!

bryson: hey guys!

person3: hide yo grandmas fool

person1 : oh shit...

by Yungmoneydaddy December 8, 2022

Dirty Bryson

when tanners big cock gives me anal and then pukes in my butthole

i just gave tanner a dirty Bryson

by fatdodo08 September 2, 2021

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022